The Prologue

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Hello. How are you? Good, good. Life going good for you, anything happening? Oh, really? Well, they do come in all different colours nowadays, don’t they? But enough of that. You’re not here for idle chit-chat. You want to know about my blog. You want to know about the amazing things that will be on here, the marvellous insights, the stunning creations, the inspirational quotes. Well, you might be waiting for a while then, for I’m no scholar. I’m no visionary, traveller, award-winning author. All I am is a small human boy with a laptop and a brain. Perhaps one day I’ll be given a prize for the words that go on here but, in the words of J.R.R. Tolkien:

But it is not this day! This day we fight!

– Aragorn

And fight we indeed will. For the truth, for the future, and most importantly, for The Metaphorical Duck. Because when it all comes down to it, all you need in life is a duck.

The Spice of Life

Hello again, it’s me. It’s also time for the first proper blog post and the chosen topic is what I did over the weekend. But what did you do over the weekend, Jonathan? You may be asking. What could be so amazing that it required it’s own segment on your website? All very good questions, and ones which will be answered with very good replies. But before I get to that, let me ask YOU a question. What is your favourite taste? Go on, take all the time that you need. Think about what your favourite flavour might be. Is it sweet? Sour? Salt? Or perhaps an odd mixture like beef and Marmite or jelly and cheese? Let me try and guess what you just though of… I know the answer, your favourite taste sensation in the whole world is:

Spice! My favourite taste is spice! How did you know that?

– You

Yes, that’s my favourite taste too, and that is why today’s entry into the blog is about spice and the Chilli Fiesta in Devon.